Long Live the King

wanderingmercenary asked: [ texts to bother Ganny in HSAU:] [ Let me guess, you want my chem notes again?]

wanderingmercenary:

ask-king-gangrel:

[As if. You think I’d study even if I had them? Chem sucks anyway- more than Emm sucks DICKS. Gyahahahaha!]

 

[ TEXT: Wow, I would never think I’ ever see the day when someone’s bribery standards were so low.]

[ TEXT: How much would it cost for an AP English essay?] 

[The guy likes his food; don’t be hatin’.

But you’d have to ask him about that essay. I happen to enjoy that class so I do all the assignments. You know, I’ll actually write your paper for you if you’ll write up my bio lab.]

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wanderingmercenary asked: ( I just imagined Ganny pushing Emm off the roof of the school instead of the cliff in Plegia. HA)

wanderingmercenary:

ask-king-gangrel:

((Haha, that’s actually my high school AU headcanon! He has a grudge against her rich father and ends up pushing her off the roof in his anger. She doesn’t die, though; she just has to go to the hospital for a while.

After all, if he killed her, he’d go to prison. Where’s the fun in that story? Ahahaha!

Ah, the rest of the school hates him for it, but he honestly doesn’t give a crap about the consequences.))

(( I’m suddenly reminded of how two years ago, this girl fell off the roof of my school while making out with a guy. She lived but she broke a few bones.

Is he going to transfer school and end up cleaning toilets?))

((Well, my little AU headcanon differs from the game significantly. He actually gets away with a slap on the wrist, but only because he has connections with the police. And by connections, I mean he has money and his body. 

Gangrel has a miserable childhood in the game. I kind of wanted to reflect that in the AU. But he does get away with everything for a while. 

I also have a modern AU Gangrel, where he goes back to Saudi Arabia and starts drilling oil. He ends up filthy rich, but he’s still pretty much dead on the inside. 

He’ll end up facing off against Emmeryn again in the future, and he’ll actually kill her that time. That’s when he’ll fall, I think. I won’t have him lose his job and have to work as a janitor or anything, though. To be honest, I can’t even see the canon Gangrel doing that.

My modern AU Gangrel will follow the path I thought the real Gangrel should have taken. He’ll kill himself when he fails.))

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wanderingmercenary asked: ( I just imagined Ganny pushing Emm off the roof of the school instead of the cliff in Plegia. HA)

((Haha, that’s actually my high school AU headcanon! He has a grudge against her rich father and ends up pushing her off the roof in his anger. She doesn’t die, though; she just has to go to the hospital for a while.

After all, if he killed her, he’d go to prison. Where’s the fun in that story? Ahahaha!

Ah, the rest of the school hates him for it, but he honestly doesn’t give a crap about the consequences.))

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wanderingmercenary asked: [ texts to bother Ganny in HSAU:] [ Let me guess, you want my chem notes again?]

wanderingmercenary:

ask-king-gangrel:

[As if. You think I’d study even if I had them? Chem sucks anyway- more than Emm sucks DICKS. Gyahahahaha!]

 

[ TEXT: It’s better than an F, that’s all I’m saying.] 

[I never fail! If worst comes to worst, I’ll just bribe the smart fat kid in the back to take the final for me. All it costs is a Twinkie and a pack of ranch Doritos. They don’t even have to be fresh. They were expired last time.]

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wanderingmercenary asked: [ texts to bother Ganny in HSAU:] [ Let me guess, you want my chem notes again?]

wanderingmercenary:

ask-king-gangrel:

[As if. You think I’d study even if I had them? Chem sucks anyway- more than Emm sucks DICKS. Gyahahahaha!]

[ TEXT: But you’re the one getting a D anyway if you don’t study.]

[Wrong. I’ll be giving the D to your mom. Ahahahaha! Hey, at least you’re not Emm! I bet she’s choking on Ds. Drowning in them.]

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wanderingmercenary asked: [ texts to bother Ganny in HSAU:] [ Let me guess, you want my chem notes again?]

[As if. You think I’d study even if I had them? Chem sucks anyway- more than Emm sucks DICKS. Gyahahahaha!]

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tacticianaevus:

wtf is a dial up

((Ah yes, dial up. Now that is a term that I haven’t heard in a very long time. Well, put on a chastity belt and sit down, child, while Auntie KG tells you all about the birth of the Internet. Now then, during those days, you couldn’t use the phone and the computer at the same time. It was all one line, you see. If your mom wanted to call her sister while you were browsing through one of, like, twelve websites out there, you had to stop what you were doing and scream for her to hurry the heck up.

Also, it wasn’t like these modern days, where you just turn on your computer and boot up Google Chrome, which loads in, like, half a second. No. In those days, you had to connect to the phone lines. You sat there for what must have been five to ten minutes listening to something like this.

You know what that is?

Dial up noise.

It is a noise near and dear to my heart. The noise of my youth.

The world moves at such a quick pace today that we humans no longer not sit for ten to fifteen minutes to enjoy noise. Take a moment, put the video on loop, and share a piece of my childhood with me.))

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Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore

His name is Thangrel. He all up in that thang: the booty, the hos, the bottom bitch, all of it. 

he be pimpin

Describe my art style to me

danscratch:

coelakanth:

kaisinel:

I dont usually do these, but im pretty curious, considering I have difficulty describing/defining my own style.

it would be really nice

Hesitantly and fearfully reblogs with immense curiosity

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((Wishing a very happy first anniversary to a dear friend of mine, the one and only C.
The last year has been quite an experience, hasn’t it? We’ve seen people come and go, we’ve talked for hours in group calls, we’ve clawed at each other’s throats in those ridiculous board games, and we’ve fought more Bogeyman battles than I could ever count.
You’ve seen me at both my best and my worst, and I’ll always appreciate all that you’ve done for me. Oftentimes, I think back to all the conversations we’ve had- all the jokes, secrets, and little things that I didn’t ever bother or ever truly care to tell anyone else, and I still can’t believe that it’s only been a year since we’ve met. Sometimes, it feels as if I’ve known you for a lifetime. I only hope that the upcoming year is every bit as wonderful as the last.
Regardless of what the future may hold, I’ll always treasure the times we’ve spent together, and no matter what, I still am and always have been so very glad to have met you.
Thanks for the memories,
KG))

((Wishing a very happy first anniversary to a dear friend of mine, the one and only C.

The last year has been quite an experience, hasn’t it? We’ve seen people come and go, we’ve talked for hours in group calls, we’ve clawed at each other’s throats in those ridiculous board games, and we’ve fought more Bogeyman battles than I could ever count.

You’ve seen me at both my best and my worst, and I’ll always appreciate all that you’ve done for me. Oftentimes, I think back to all the conversations we’ve had- all the jokes, secrets, and little things that I didn’t ever bother or ever truly care to tell anyone else, and I still can’t believe that it’s only been a year since we’ve met. Sometimes, it feels as if I’ve known you for a lifetime. I only hope that the upcoming year is every bit as wonderful as the last.

Regardless of what the future may hold, I’ll always treasure the times we’ve spent together, and no matter what, I still am and always have been so very glad to have met you.

Thanks for the memories,

KG))

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