Long Live the King

Anonymous asked: Bruh....You badass.

((Heh, I don’t know about that! 

I just tend to have some very unpopular opinions, a lot of self-esteem, and a titanium alloy backbone. 

Even when I’m wrong, I’m at least halfway right.))

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Anonymous asked: [I wasn't aware you were a Tales fan. I think I love you even more now.] Why don't you date Gaius?

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"Because the man is an assault on all five senses. He doesn’t bathe. He smells like rotting pastries, he looks absolutely filthy, he mumbles constantly, he looks as though if you touched him, he would be sticky, and I’m certain that if you licked him, you would die of diabetes."

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"Because the man is an assault on all five senses. He doesn’t understand that you’re not supposed to use the entire bottle of cologne. His stench makes my eyes water, he looks like he hasn’t cut his hair in ages, he speaks in purple prose, he looks as though if you touched him, he would be sweaty, and… and do you know how if you smell something, you can also kind of taste it?

Well, he tastes awful.”

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fxdelitas asked: ((Your art is so cute, sdfsagsdg.))

((Uguuuuuu~

Thank you! 

It’s the wide faces. The wide faces and tiny bodies make everything super sugoi.))

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Anonymous asked: why don't you date that Virion fellow?

"What Virion ‘fellow?’ The only Virion I know is a woman."

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Anonymous asked: [Called it. Marik X Bakura to the end of days. KG is a good ladymanmungodfemaleKratos.]

ask-king-gangrel:

((Hahaha, you should have read the tags! I’ve never even heard of “thiefshipping.” Anyways, the only “Mariku” I know only has one arm.)) 

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((The only Bakura I know is a square.))

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Anonymous asked: [Called it. Marik X Bakura to the end of days. KG is a good ladymanmungodfemaleKratos.]

((Hahaha, you should have read the tags! I’ve never even heard of “thiefshipping.” Anyways, the only “Mariku” I know only has one arm.)) 

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musebrothel asked: [Is KG Master Mun a Thiefshipper by chance?]

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"Of course I am. After I catch them, I ship them all straight over the border to Ylisse."

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redrosennn asked: Why don't you date yourself? You act like you're perfect.

"On the contrary. I’m a terrible actor."

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Anonymous asked: Why don't you date lefty?

"Don’t get me wrong, now, Lefty is very sweet. He never complains when I force him to hold my used tissues for me when I’m weeping- I mean, having sinus trouble. Similarly, he always has a hard candy for me after breakfast, before I leave my bedroom and start my day.

He is a wonderful friend that I could never imagine living without. …But he’s no Righty.

Ooh, that Righty is a devil. He always knows what I like. Gyahahahaha!”

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Anonymous asked: Why don't you date Lucina?

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